{"id":4038,"date":"2017-07-30T11:00:23","date_gmt":"2017-07-30T18:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/?p=4038"},"modified":"2017-07-30T11:07:40","modified_gmt":"2017-07-30T18:07:40","slug":"starbursts-are-better-than-hot-tamales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/?p=4038","title":{"rendered":"Starbursts are better than Hot Tamales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think Starbursts are better than Hot Tamales.<\/p>\n<p>One reason is that Hot Tamales are spicy, and <i>I<\/i> don&#8217;t like spicy things. I don&#8217;t like spicy things because they feel weird in my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Another reason is Hot Tamales only have one flavor, spicy cinnamon, and Starbursts have many flavors.<\/p>\n<p>The last reason is that Starbursts come in a wrapper, so you have to unwrap them, so you eat them slower.<\/p>\n<p>Now I hope I&#8217;ve convinced you to go get some Starbursts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think Starbursts are better than Hot Tamales. One reason is that Hot Tamales are spicy, and I don&#8217;t like spicy things. I don&#8217;t like spicy things because they feel weird in my mouth. Another reason is Hot Tamales only have one flavor, spicy cinnamon, and Starbursts have many flavors. The last reason is that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/?p=4038\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Starbursts are better than Hot Tamales<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":88890,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5eQE-138","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/88890"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4038"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4040,"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4038\/revisions\/4040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westfamilyblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}